What matters is where we go next.

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
rude
that’s fair
not again
are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

"I've created a sauce. Its hot. What should I call it?"
"What about hot sauce"
"Gary you've done it again you fuckin genius. Here are my keys. Go fuck my wife"

please dont make fun of picky eaters bc we annoy ourselves too

“Light is always more beautiful when it has to fight to be noticed, like sunlight fighting through the clouds after a rainstorm.”

Nick Miller, Isn’t It Pretty To Think So? (via wordsnquotes)